Don't Get Raidered!

Well with about a third of the season just about done, we take a look back at what has happened so far. We will take a peak at the good, the bad and the Raiders, because let's face it, nobody does ugly like the Raiders do!

Let start off with the good and no better place to start off then in Denver. Did you see the Broncos starting off 5-0 and I'm not talking when you play as them in Madden. What about Bengals being a tipped, craziest play I've ever seen, ball away from 5-0? Remember that ex-Texas Longhorn running back that got arrested for drinking and driving while on his boat? I can hear Cedric Bensen now, "How ya like them apples Chicago?"

Now the bad! You know things have gone so wrong when your fans are chanting for Vince Young to be your starting quarterback. Things are going so bad that Titans fans need another off field murder-suicide to take their minds of the homicides that happen when the Titans take the field on Sundays because they are getting killed out there! The help lines are open in Washington and Tampa as well as they look as good as Obama at a Nobel Peace Award Ceremony.

Finally that leaves us with Raiders. Not just the team but the new adjective that is their name. You've got the Emperor, with his member only jump suit on while sadleback leather skinned senior groupies are at his side shaking their junk while he is making the football decisions like it's still the 60's. They've got a quarterback that can throw the ball seventy yards while on one knee but he can't throw the ball five yards while he is up on both feet. You've got coachs breaking other coach's jaws and the Raiders are the only team that probably wishes there was a camera on their crowd instead of on them because there is more action in the stands then there is on the field. So next time someone at work messes up tell them they just got Raidered. It's the new Munsoned.

There have been some good things that have happened so far this season. There have been some bad things that have happened so far this season. And yes, there have been some Raider things that have happened so far this season. So here's to the next third of the season, let's hope nobody else gets Raidered!

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